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There is always something to complain

No matter what sector jobs, if you're dealing with our customers is always to complain about .. And then while I was surfing I found a blog with a post with complaints similar to mine ..

Workers of the world! Let us unite against customers spoiled and rude! We begin to explain that they also have limitations and shortcomings. _.

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're closing?

Lights gelateria closed and put away all the ice cream, the clock mark the 21.30 (when it comes to closing are worse than Fred Flinstones when the siren sounds in the opening credits of the cartoon), closed the door of the ice cream key and hands firmly on the gate ..

Here and from behind me I hear a beautiful voice that puts me winch question: "Are you closing?"

....

No sir, I have to keep trained my biceps to good ice cream spatula and serve in the best way and so I practice with the gate .. oop ooop a lifting and lowering of the gate, but that does not mean that mica is closing eh ..

. _.

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First we must now specify that my training is not only limited to my work in ice cream, but is extended to all of my life. Things must be done well, if not you do without them. So I want to be an apprentice strong 360 ° ^ _ ^

A few days ago I wandered with briskly along a corridor of the university in search of a home do not even know what I (actually, I arrived about an hour earlier than the beginning of the lesson and I had to commit my time in some way ). I state that this corridor there were a number of doors fitted with window that opens in the direction of the corridor. Apparently, these windows were applied at the gates to allow anyone to come out of the classroom to see if anyone passing through the corridor and to avoid, then, that an unsuspecting passer is squashed against the door.

is the case, however, I've been lucky enough to find a woman arrogant (I'm still wondering what role deals within the university, if the secretary or teacher, in the case had been a teacher so I hope to never meet during my school career x_x) and as I passed the hall has opened a door as if to make a raid .. We recall that I was walking briskly, and she opened the door with superhuman strength, so basically you are threatened to blow up the entire building. Thanks to my feline reflexes, however, I managed to avoid the tragedy firmly locking the door with my hand. Of course, this gesture of mine has offended the woman in question as for "my fault" was spreading on the door in the end she looked at me a tad bit resentful and hurt and went away without asking excuse. _. Of course my mouth was unable to restrain himself from saying "well, do not apologize?" (Fortunately I have this joke that when I was the woman behind me already: P)

Moral of the story? If there is someone who is banging his nose against a door that person is not me ^ _ ^

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You've just opened an ice cream shop and the voice has already spread among the city's sweet tooth. People flock here to enjoy your ice cream cones and you certainly can not disappoint them.
To play, watch what the customer wants, then click on the corresponding cone, ice cream right on the frosting and decoration. Completed drag the ice over the person who ordered to deliver it, if it was packaged to perfection on the counter will reward your ... Now click on the money for them in cash, and proceed to the next ice cream.

In each level you will have a 'mission' or a tot of money to be earned before the time runs out, you reached the target to the next level.

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come later and are more sympathetic

Ordunque us must be some law of physics or chemistry that provides a relationship of inverse proportion between the level of sympathy for clients and their arrival time in ice-cream .. Specifically, more than one customer arrives late feels justified in para-funny jokes.

would be interesting to discuss also the level of intelligence of the customers see that despite all off, the lights shut down and put away half of ice cream still feel the uncontrollable urge to put their ruddy hands on the door handle and open it with a desperate expression and implorevole . I know that ice cream is not within the life-saving drugs, right? So if you find the ice cream half-closed because the same experience you get in?

okay, but the object of study today is another .. When a customer arrives with the ice cream shop closed semi tends to make some jokes, perhaps corrupt or maybe it's just the soft light that makes the atmosphere more intimate. I have yet to truly understand what pushes this group of customers to become the unstoppable merry.

Just last night (yes, Saturday evening, and heck, I'm sorry if the Saturday night it is for an apprentice and then she may have wanted to live close to her night) got a pair Clients in this category .. After a few seconds the man felt the need to break the ice ..

"And so have also had customers break last minute: D"

oh my God, how you answer that? "Yeah, yeah, you just break the chestnuts!" or I just throw them out of the ice cream shop with a spinning kick? no, no, I have to stay calm, think think .. the appropriate response .. soon soon .. and I'm showing off a dazzling smile accompanied by a look mega sweet "Well, you're still customers, no? ^ _ ^"

done, I could respond better, yes! I'm sure .. no wait .. security begins to decrease .. no .. no .. why do men do this? does not have liked my answer? but I was busy .. noooo: (

to end, the couple has gone away with something similar ->. _.

where I went wrong? : '(

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Viva la cream!!

Ah, the cream .. so sweet, so soft, so delicious, so tempting ... How to resist his charm? If you then eat the ice cream becomes something truly sublime: Q__

But speaking of whipped cream (or fresh, as is defined by the most simple-minded) from a chemical point of view .. Then the cream is made up of fat globules, when the mounting of the air bubbles are created. Continuing to mount these bubbles break making it smaller and smaller, thanks to the fat globules, they begin to associate with each other thus giving rigidity to the structure. So you get the air bubbles coated with fat which, together form a semi-rigid structure .

Now, even if you do not know what happens to a chemical I can happily say that everyone knows that the structure of the cream is semi-hard. I stress hard seeds, which means that when you put on a ice will not EVER get a solid composition and stable ..

Yet the soft, so appealing .. And all (or almost) want the cream on a cone. So you put the cone on the balls of ice cream .. The balls are spherical and therefore do not provide a good base for the cream that needs stability and balance .. Mmm, this does not sound very logical right? If we add to this illogical idiocy of the customers we have bingo!

Knowing that the cream has a semi rigid, I find myself faced with a series of questions that I can not find answer:

1. because customers will insist on the cream on a cone?

2. because customers want to the cones with single cream? (The maximum instability)

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3. because once you have the cone with the cream feel the overwhelming need to tilt the cone (thus defying the law of gravity) until you reach the correct angle to bring down the cream and its bloody semi rigid structure?

Why? Why? Perchèèèèè?

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I did not think it was so expensive o_O

And after missing work due to the hectic summer I came back to tell customers of the goodies ...

Last night a couple came into ice cream (apparently distinct) about 45-50 years .. From the start, however, started on the wrong foot in confessing that they did not really want ice cream but the chestnut ... This fttoa I understood right away that our customers would not be easy, in fact, I have the choice B the thing that would make them happy but not as much as choice A.. I was up against the wall .. finished! I knew that would never come out satisfied and that everything would be good just to be able to complain and vent their frustration as well ..

And so begins the show ..

"how much the pan 8 / 10 people?" "18/19 on € .." "Plenty!"

"and these shorts?" "The package is € 8" "What a dear!"

"and this cake ... 15?" "Eh .." "Do not think it was so 'expensive'

" and the drip from 6 / 7 people? " "12/13 €" BUT 'SMALL'

ok woman. Let's face it. You wanted chestnuts, ok? It 'obvious that the ice cream costs more chestnuts. Then .. You know how much a bag of hot chestnuts? There, that it is a very bad price / quantity produced. Tell the truth .. Had you done the same sketch to the man of chestnuts .. "How much does a pound of chestnuts? SO 'much?"

Dai, basically you're nice, I'll give you impartial advice .. The chestnuts have you there for free if you go to pick in the chestnut woods ^ _ ^

Concluding the story, when I thought that they invented any absurd excuse to get out ice cream without buying anything, have opted for the cake and what I have paid? All right! With a piece from 50 €! Here, after all this fuss I was expecting at least 5 pieces, 2 and 1 € - - "

many scenes at all in fact. _.

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not just customers - - "I'm turning into a

Today I will describe a fool of me .. Just to give some
truce to these customers (Yes, I know, I'm really too good) I state that I was working

with my colleague that there were some people (which I see only meaning to our customers that I serve), and I'm not known for my skills ... physiognomic

However, disposing of the mini-stampede of customers and I settle my colleague some things until they enter into an ice cream man. I like a good banconiera capto now and the ringing tone I'm going to greet him with a Save ... When, however, known that there is something wrong in the expression of the client .. Yeah, I look a bit thrilled, a little scared while timidly reached for the wet .. When, I understand that it was not a new customer, but a customer who had just bought ice cream: ((

shyly say "ah, you've got ice cream ... I'm sorry ..." and at a high rate I hide behind the cylinder and cone holders I leave the head on the sink counter to hide my blush that makes its way by bullying ...

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fantasmaaaa!!

No other explanations .. I am becoming a ghost or maybe I have developed a superpower that makes me invisible from time to time, a super power that are not yet fully conscious and can not control that well ...

Why can not people from coming in ice cream and I sincerely .. Yes, ok, I know too much, a greeting spontaneous initiative of the client is too much, but at least respond to my greeting I do not ask for much ... But no, come, do not respond to my greeting and debuted with just a "want" .. What you want? An ice cream? But do you pull it ... EU education learn first .. He greets you and asks please, okay that is my work but are taken with mica a contract of slavery to life ..

Or alternatively come into ice, see me take fingerprints from the window of the ice cream and feel the overwhelming urge to lay their sticky little fingers and greasy at the point that I had just cleaned .. But Nor did I. .. How can they see me cleaning the window? I have super powers, are the invisible woman, it's not their fault - - "And then you want to put, how can you resist the temptation to leave for more than a second a window clean and shiny?

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It's very hot today ...

Admittedly, this summer has had (and still is having a) peak not just hot, even though I think it was all very bearable .. Or perhaps I'm evolving and I have learned to tolerate these climates from our own, as opposed to a customer a few days ago he decided to come to the ice cream shop with his friends in costume ...

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, just in costume! I state that does not work in a seaside town, but in a small town and I state that the costume in question was not a long boxerino antiesteticissimo but a costume-slip ..

But I say! At a guess you have almost reached 50, you're as hairy as a monkey and get an ice cream come in costume? But do not think that poor girl who is forced to serve? And looking like a good ninja to hide behind the door cylinder cones so as not to see you?
And luckily you have friends that you are wise They chased him into the car for you to put some pants!! And you did well to head down and reluctantly, because then you were so good in costume ...

Come on, try to go on ebay, maybe there's a bit of dignity for sale ...

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milkshake tastes

Ok, I'm bastard, I admit, but this kid has been outstanding, must enter in my blog:)

child: what are the milkshake taste?
i0: Look, we make milkshakes with ice cream that you see on display, you choose a style and I'll do the milkshake ..
child: ok (with a face one who has understood everything) ... but then there are flavors for smoothies??

I start to laugh (yes, I know, I'm really bad, but I could not help myself) and I think it is appropriate to say things in a simpler way: see, there is the taste kiss, if you want to c 'is the milkshake kiss .. is stracciatella, if you like you do the milkshake stracciatella ...
child: ok, then a milkshake Nutella and Kinder
I: .... I did not taste kinder ... (Ok baby, you'll never be an intelligent man up, take note)

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Ok, this customer was so great that not even need introductions .. Only a small precision, the words between brackets are my thoughts ^ _ ^

score: 4 cups give me takeaway
me: okay ... how many balls?
Customer: I do two to € 3.40
I: OK .. (ok, there is always the principle that I do a question and answer me as the customer wants .. I had asked for the number of balls , not the price .. but that's okay, I'm a smart girl and I immediately conversion price-balls) that tastes do?

the client in question tells me that wants to taste in these cups, I diligently execute the orders and then the client adds, and now I make two bowls 2.70, licorice and yogurt machine.
I: OK .. (Okay I am going to balls! But sorry, we have two tubs of ice cream to yogurt, a natural and varied one with berries, but you no, you have that machine .. try to put yourself in ice cream a cup, leaving the right place for a runny yogurt down by a car .. then that is a clever little thing as well, because you take home a half-empty as Cope does not have the possibility of a spatula and place the yogurt in well the cup ... but oh well, the customer is always right, so mind your own business, I make you eat your my)
score: I also put the whipped cream on these two caps?
I said, look, I'm sorry, but I do not have the cream because it was just washed the beaters ..
score: ahh (and here comes the first play: the lack of cream!) And I that I had come only for the cream (Yeah, right, who goes to get ice cream in ice cream? You go to take the ice cream! Well, if you like so much cream, dear customer, I'll tell you something wonderful: the spray tubes sold in the supermarket too !!!!) I
: Look, I'm sorry, but I just could not ..
customer, but need to wait long? (Well, yes, that costs you wait even one minute with the cups ready-made, at most slightly melts the ice, but at least you cream!)
I: Well yes ..

And so the customer waives sadly cream allowing me to start the paperwork of the cups (yes, even on the wrap and take home .. what were then the heat that does what you take home? Broth? Maybe you want the straws instead of teaspoons?), but now the client note that the bowls and the € 3.40 to € 2.7o are not of equal size .. (Such immense genius hidden in this seemingly empty little head! Who would have thought that two cups with two different prices were bigger than the one o'clock!)
But the fun comes at the moment .. The customer begins to dry because the cups are different!! : O Say, did everything herself, with firmness and decision which stated cups wanted, but he accuses me of having done several cups .. Accuse Me! A helpless little apprentice who has simply done what was required * _ *

Excuse me, lady customer, but are not yet able to read people's minds to make sure that what you say is what they want - - "

And so the story ends with that I say down with the ears and apologize for having misunderstood (yes, like no, wait .. I misunderstood you spout off the ice when they work better and we conclude the issue .. .)

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give me a whole fruit bowl ..

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doubt that the famous Hamlet!
Yeah in this case the client is faced with a difficult choice .. almost equal to that of cup-cone. The only difference is that in this case is not always the distinction between fruit-cream is so immediate and must never be taken for granted .. Because you see, the clients are to be wonderful, I'm a bit of imaginative, create neologisms, word-object associations messed up .. Other than D'Annunzio!

And so I dedicate this post to a customer imaginative ^ _ ^

score: give me a bowl whole fruit
I: All right, we taste like?
score: then give me the mint
(me: ah .. the mint flavor is a fruit? Okay come on, is finally well with the lemon, there may be)
customer: a little bit of yogurt. .
(me: ok, not even describe the yogurt like fruit, but oh well come on, is in the same glass of fruit ice cream ...)
score: and then give me chocolate, fior di latte and kiss.
(I: chocolate? Mozzarella? Kiss?? Ma! But sir this is not fruit! Steps mint, yogurt walk well, but here there we are right! You see, fruit is the thing that grows on trees or nell'orticello .. as the melon .. Look how beautiful this ice cream! O fishing .. feel that smell! Or the strawberry .. look at that color! But you see, chocolate, fior di latte, the kiss .. these are not fruits, are cream flavors! To get them using the milk cow that animal knows that is muuuu ..? the cow does not grow on trees ... I'm sorry lady customer, but are forced to postpone it to September ... and to become better prepared to find!)

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cone or cup ?

Never a man was put at greater dilemma of choosing between the cone and cup, an existential question that no one would ever ask that anyone tries to avoid ...

Sometimes I wonder if it really so difficult to choose between the two, with the cone as you eat more waffles, while the glass decreases the risk of dirty .. Just look at their needs and assess accordingly ..

What then, if you really want to be picky, one wonders if it's really a choice between only two things .. No, because for the most people bowl and cup are synonymous .. Yeah .. the same thing .. I mean, what's the difference between a will never coppettina a bowl of ice cream and ice cream? 45ohg minimum difference, in short, anything - - "Especially for me the difference is not important because every time I pick up the cup, I start to discover that it wanted a tank .. Yeah, because look what he's doing is serving you banconiera is too hard .. Also because, in short, is a banconiera must be able to read the minds of customers (and I'm becoming Apprentice telepathy).

And so, after having heard thousands of times a response dried "container, right?" the question "cone or cup?" a few days ago a customer has reached the pinnacle of mysticism when, in response to this difficult question, said in a tone of wanting an ice cream rather simplistic.

Ok.

Want an ice cream, I take note.

But we think together.

1. where are you now? In an ice cream .. So the fact that you want an ice cream is pretty obvious;
2. I wondered if maybe you wanted an ice cream or pizza? No, I asked if I wanted in a cone or cup .. You see, dear customer, not to put you under pressure, but I need to know where you want this coveted ice cream .. If you do not tell me where I want to do I do? We kindly ask you to join hands and put the jelly on your hands? Of course, giving you a spoon and cake!

Remember, dear banconieri, customers are always treated well, and it is fair to spoil the wafers, always ^ _ ^

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Here my first post ^ _ ^

Before you start writing thus serves a minimum show ..

banconiera I am an apprentice in an ice cream every day witnessing the spectacular scenes of madness .. And so I decided to share this insanity with you, talking about everything with the right touch of irony, without bringing any grudge against these people who do not always realize that the ice cream is not good and that vital heat not only hear them: D

So "Customers love" is to be understood in the narrow sense of the word quote Wikipedia, "Passion comes from the Latin patior, which is to suffer [...]".

In the belief that the virtue of patience is really strong, from now on I will sign with the name "Fort Apprentice": D