Tuesday, July 29, 2008

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milkshake tastes

Ok, I'm bastard, I admit, but this kid has been outstanding, must enter in my blog:)

child: what are the milkshake taste?
i0: Look, we make milkshakes with ice cream that you see on display, you choose a style and I'll do the milkshake ..
child: ok (with a face one who has understood everything) ... but then there are flavors for smoothies??

I start to laugh (yes, I know, I'm really bad, but I could not help myself) and I think it is appropriate to say things in a simpler way: see, there is the taste kiss, if you want to c 'is the milkshake kiss .. is stracciatella, if you like you do the milkshake stracciatella ...
child: ok, then a milkshake Nutella and Kinder
I: .... I did not taste kinder ... (Ok baby, you'll never be an intelligent man up, take note)


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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Apnoea More Condition_symptoms



Ok, this customer was so great that not even need introductions .. Only a small precision, the words between brackets are my thoughts ^ _ ^

score: 4 cups give me takeaway
me: okay ... how many balls?
Customer: I do two to € 3.40
I: OK .. (ok, there is always the principle that I do a question and answer me as the customer wants .. I had asked for the number of balls , not the price .. but that's okay, I'm a smart girl and I immediately conversion price-balls) that tastes do?

the client in question tells me that wants to taste in these cups, I diligently execute the orders and then the client adds, and now I make two bowls 2.70, licorice and yogurt machine.
I: OK .. (Okay I am going to balls! But sorry, we have two tubs of ice cream to yogurt, a natural and varied one with berries, but you no, you have that machine .. try to put yourself in ice cream a cup, leaving the right place for a runny yogurt down by a car .. then that is a clever little thing as well, because you take home a half-empty as Cope does not have the possibility of a spatula and place the yogurt in well the cup ... but oh well, the customer is always right, so mind your own business, I make you eat your my)
score: I also put the whipped cream on these two caps?
I said, look, I'm sorry, but I do not have the cream because it was just washed the beaters ..
score: ahh (and here comes the first play: the lack of cream!) And I that I had come only for the cream (Yeah, right, who goes to get ice cream in ice cream? You go to take the ice cream! Well, if you like so much cream, dear customer, I'll tell you something wonderful: the spray tubes sold in the supermarket too !!!!) I
: Look, I'm sorry, but I just could not ..
customer, but need to wait long? (Well, yes, that costs you wait even one minute with the cups ready-made, at most slightly melts the ice, but at least you cream!)
I: Well yes ..

And so the customer waives sadly cream allowing me to start the paperwork of the cups (yes, even on the wrap and take home .. what were then the heat that does what you take home? Broth? Maybe you want the straws instead of teaspoons?), but now the client note that the bowls and the € 3.40 to € 2.7o are not of equal size .. (Such immense genius hidden in this seemingly empty little head! Who would have thought that two cups with two different prices were bigger than the one o'clock!)
But the fun comes at the moment .. The customer begins to dry because the cups are different!! : O Say, did everything herself, with firmness and decision which stated cups wanted, but he accuses me of having done several cups .. Accuse Me! A helpless little apprentice who has simply done what was required * _ *

Excuse me, lady customer, but are not yet able to read people's minds to make sure that what you say is what they want - - "

And so the story ends with that I say down with the ears and apologize for having misunderstood (yes, like no, wait .. I misunderstood you spout off the ice when they work better and we conclude the issue .. .)


Saturday, July 19, 2008

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give me a whole fruit bowl ..

Fruit-flavored ice cream or cream flavor? This is the problem .. Other
doubt that the famous Hamlet!
Yeah in this case the client is faced with a difficult choice .. almost equal to that of cup-cone. The only difference is that in this case is not always the distinction between fruit-cream is so immediate and must never be taken for granted .. Because you see, the clients are to be wonderful, I'm a bit of imaginative, create neologisms, word-object associations messed up .. Other than D'Annunzio!

And so I dedicate this post to a customer imaginative ^ _ ^

score: give me a bowl whole fruit
I: All right, we taste like?
score: then give me the mint
(me: ah .. the mint flavor is a fruit? Okay come on, is finally well with the lemon, there may be)
customer: a little bit of yogurt. .
(me: ok, not even describe the yogurt like fruit, but oh well come on, is in the same glass of fruit ice cream ...)
score: and then give me chocolate, fior di latte and kiss.
(I: chocolate? Mozzarella? Kiss?? Ma! But sir this is not fruit! Steps mint, yogurt walk well, but here there we are right! You see, fruit is the thing that grows on trees or nell'orticello .. as the melon .. Look how beautiful this ice cream! O fishing .. feel that smell! Or the strawberry .. look at that color! But you see, chocolate, fior di latte, the kiss .. these are not fruits, are cream flavors! To get them using the milk cow that animal knows that is muuuu ..? the cow does not grow on trees ... I'm sorry lady customer, but are forced to postpone it to September ... and to become better prepared to find!)

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Diplopia More Condition_symptoms

cone or cup ?

Never a man was put at greater dilemma of choosing between the cone and cup, an existential question that no one would ever ask that anyone tries to avoid ...

Sometimes I wonder if it really so difficult to choose between the two, with the cone as you eat more waffles, while the glass decreases the risk of dirty .. Just look at their needs and assess accordingly ..

What then, if you really want to be picky, one wonders if it's really a choice between only two things .. No, because for the most people bowl and cup are synonymous .. Yeah .. the same thing .. I mean, what's the difference between a will never coppettina a bowl of ice cream and ice cream? 45ohg minimum difference, in short, anything - - "Especially for me the difference is not important because every time I pick up the cup, I start to discover that it wanted a tank .. Yeah, because look what he's doing is serving you banconiera is too hard .. Also because, in short, is a banconiera must be able to read the minds of customers (and I'm becoming Apprentice telepathy).

And so, after having heard thousands of times a response dried "container, right?" the question "cone or cup?" a few days ago a customer has reached the pinnacle of mysticism when, in response to this difficult question, said in a tone of wanting an ice cream rather simplistic.

Ok.

Want an ice cream, I take note.

But we think together.

1. where are you now? In an ice cream .. So the fact that you want an ice cream is pretty obvious;
2. I wondered if maybe you wanted an ice cream or pizza? No, I asked if I wanted in a cone or cup .. You see, dear customer, not to put you under pressure, but I need to know where you want this coveted ice cream .. If you do not tell me where I want to do I do? We kindly ask you to join hands and put the jelly on your hands? Of course, giving you a spoon and cake!

Remember, dear banconieri, customers are always treated well, and it is fair to spoil the wafers, always ^ _ ^

Monday, July 14, 2008

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Apprentice Why Forte?

Here my first post ^ _ ^

Before you start writing thus serves a minimum show ..

banconiera I am an apprentice in an ice cream every day witnessing the spectacular scenes of madness .. And so I decided to share this insanity with you, talking about everything with the right touch of irony, without bringing any grudge against these people who do not always realize that the ice cream is not good and that vital heat not only hear them: D

So "Customers love" is to be understood in the narrow sense of the word quote Wikipedia, "Passion comes from the Latin patior, which is to suffer [...]".

In the belief that the virtue of patience is really strong, from now on I will sign with the name "Fort Apprentice": D